holiday

Grinch: Scrooged vs Bewitched

Get into the holiday spirit with two movies about being out of touch with reality and bettering yourself — it's Scrooged vs Bewitched.

When Life Gives You Lemons: Oldboy vs How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Oldboy vs How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Two movies about the course of someone's life changing due to outside influence, with a healthy dose of isolation and voyeurism thrown in — it’s Oldboy vs How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Bah, Humbug: The Santa Clause vs The Long Kiss Goodnight

The Santa Clause vs The Long Kiss Goodnight

The holiday season is upon us, so this week I'm featuring two dark Christmas tales about identity and family ⁠— it's The Santa Clause vs The Long Kiss Goodnight.

PS: This is my official petition to make The Long Kiss Goodnight a holiday movie.

Bad Seed: A Christmas Story vs The Good Son

A Christmas Story vs The Good Son

In honor of the holiday season, I talk about two terrible little blonde boys on a single-minded quest to get what they want no matter who or what gets in their way — it’s A Christmas Story vs The Good Son.

I also posit my theories about an alternate universe where Ralphie is Macaulay Culkin and uses his Red Ryder BB gun for evil.