If you want quirky women, look no further than this episode where I debate the Manic Pixie Dream Girl title given to Kirsten Dunst and her red hat in Elizabethtown. I also complain about Amelie sticking her hand in things and grinning from under her bangs. I miss Orlando Bloom.
Beauty and the Beast: An American Werewolf in London vs Jennifer's Body
Unleash the beast with the titular characters of An American Werewolf in London and Jennifer's Body. Diablo Cody can do no wrong, Megan Fox needs a comeback, and I own 3 copies of Jennifer's Body so I'm sure you can guess which movie I prefer.
Riding Dirty: Baby Driver vs The Fate of the Furious
Imagine a world where people drive fast cars and always have a witty comeback. Are you Team Baby or Team Toretto? I compare Baby Driver to The Fate of the Furious in this episode and I make NO APOLOGIES for being Team Toretto all the way.
Bat Nips: The Dark Knight vs Batman and Robin
I'm sorry, nerds. The Dark Knight has the incredible Heath Ledger but Batman & Robin has literally everything else I could want in a movie: George Clooney's chin, bat nipples, and ice puns.
Sad White Ladies: The Hours vs The Private Lives of Pippa Lee
If you've ever wanted to hear about sad white ladies in muted tones, look no further. Learn why I think The Private Lives of Pippa Lee and Blake Lively's spun gold hair are more deserving of your eyeballs than The Hours.
Face the Music: Whiplash vs Crossroads
When the options are living legend Britney Spears in Crossroads or angry man with bloody hands in Whiplash, the choice is clear.
Mellow Journalism: Spotlight vs Never Been Kissed
Is pitting Spotlight against Never Been Kissed totally inappropriate? Maybe, but the mystery of where Leelee Sobieski has been hiding is more fascinating to me than 99% of Spotlight.
Wedding Bells: The Godfather vs My Best Friend's Wedding
The Godfather represents 175 minutes of life that Emily will never get back. My Best Friend's Wedding showcases the charm and giant hair of Julia Roberts in only 105 minutes. Empirically, My Best Friend's Wedding is the better movie.
Follow Your Dreams: La La Land vs Showgirls
In the first episode of Tasteless, Emily breaks down the types of terrible movies she loves and explains why Showgirls is a better film than La La Land.